Can I get a w00t w00t

Category: Singles Spit Swap

Post 1 by CaptainBlinky (Veteran Zoner) on Sunday, 05-Sep-2004 23:20:31

Yeah, I need a calling from all the whores on the Zone BBS. However, here are a few rules as to the whorage on this site. 1: Please keep the floor clean. This rule is in effect because we would not want any sticky ball bearings on the canes. 2: Please keep all kneepads in a nice orderly fashion on the rack. We do not want people fondling each other instead of the rack for said kneepads. 3: Swallowing is required. See Rule number 1 for reasoning. 4: All admins must get first dibs on all whores. 5: Brush your teeth. We don't want any sticky goodness while we are kissing you. Any other rules will be submitted in subsequent post. Thank you for your time and understanding.

Post 2 by The Shuck Fitter (My name is Liam) on Sunday, 05-Sep-2004 23:22:28

who said we were just gonna kiss them. We're gonna use them for all there worth. (holds up a penny)

Post 3 by Mr. Boomstick (Account disabled) on Sunday, 05-Sep-2004 23:31:47

What do you mean penny, just reach back like a pimp and slap each hoe, they work better that way.

Post 4 by hollywood (Generic Zoner) on Tuesday, 07-Sep-2004 11:31:59

dam liam, a penny? see that's why you get all the play, it's that generosity that's going to kill you boy.